People who live in trailers don't need Direct TV

I have not been through many trailer parks in my day, but I have been through a few. The parks I have been through all have one thing in common. Many of the trailers have satellite dishes bolted to the roof or wherever they could find room. Other trailers have two or three Mercedes parked out front. As I drive by, I only think one thing. Hey dumb ass, if you didn’t need 999 channels or a $60,000 car maybe you could move into a house that isn’t missing a hubcap. Obviously, I have yet to publically announce that thought for fear of my life, until now. To clarify, they do not all have these two objects, some have boats, motorcycles, whatever. The point is these people like to waste their money on crap they don’t need instead of buying a real house that they do need. I honestly don’t understand. I sometimes think about why they do this. If you have a Mercedes you can go out on the town and pick up chicks, which I get. But there is a problem when you invite the gold digging bitch over and you have a shitty trailer. It doesn’t work. And for the satellite? Well I really don’t understand that. I guess you are a hermit and you don’t come out of your shitty trailer and you sit and watch some dumb ass channel that you can only get on Direct TV. The point is these people need to be alerted of their stupidity. I am thinking of starting a financial consulting firm called Trailer Financial, LLC. The company would go around and tell these idiots only one thing. Sell the dumb ass shit you don’t need and move into a real house you moron.

This is America, We speak English

A few days ago, I was driving down a road near my home to a local restaurant. I dialed 411 on my verizon cell phone to get movie times for after dinner. The computer picked up and started speaking spanish. I don't speak spanish, at all. I heard the number 2, so I think, although I am still not sure, that people who speak only spanish have to press 2. I held on the line for about 30 seconds before hearing the proper english prompt to find the number I was looking for. With all do respect everyone, THIS IS AMERICA. I know not officially, but we speak ENGLISH. Our countrys diversity makes it great, I understand it, and respect that. But when I call information and hear another language before english, I have a problem. Infact, I have a big problem. What happends in 100 years when more immigrants start coming from India, should we have a number to press for them to? No, I think not. I respect people who speak another language in America. But when their languages start interfering on my everyday life, I have a problem. I don't like their languages on the door when I walk in to Blockbuster, to buy a movie, but I will not go there. But please Verizon, and all others who are becoming more politically correct, please speak english first, after all, we are in America.

You screwed up again, Mr. Bush

Mr. Bush,
Why is it that you can't help our own people but you help other people in our world who don't want your help? As I watch all the miserable people, sitting, starving, dying, who want your help, I think about the people in Iraq trying to get you to leave. Mr. President, you have let me and our country down, once again. I must admit I simply don't understand. Your entire presidency has been built around our reconstruction, really your reconstruction, of our governmental agencies. What do you have to show for it? Nothing, simply nothing. You have a war, that is not even close to our homeland, wasting our tax dollars on people who don't care. Instead, you should have spent the money on the levees that would have undoubtedly saved lives. Or, you could have appropriately named your new department, instead of "Homeland Security", the department of "Homeland Assistance". Mr.Bush, the agencies you placed under you department of homeland security also help our citizens(or are supposed to), in disasters such as hurricanes. I guess you forgot that terrorism and "nucalear" bombs aren't the only threats this country has. Also, please stop telling people not to worry about all the money you will eventually spend on this disaster. Its not your money you are talking about, its ours. I don't even believe you know that we have a budget. Maybe Katrina will wake you up and give you a reason to pull out the troops from Iraq, thus stopping the suffering, and send them to the south, where they can stop suffering there. Stop lying Mr.Bush, stop lying to our people.